This rock is the best fucking rock. It’s the best colour and it’s frosty which is my favourite and it makes these super cute stalagmites that look like Mario hills. It’s called Chrysocolla and it’s amazing.
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
Not sleeping means I have nooooooooo patience for dumb cis people, do not talk to me, do not look at me, go hide under a rock please.
gay is for horses